Hot Shit: Women Share Their Messiest Poop Fetishes - VICE
Not poop, mud. Photo via Flickr user Eli Duke. We were two bottles of Prosecco down at a work leaving do when the subject turned to: "Have you ever done a shit in front of your boyfriend? The social anxiety surrounding the taking of a number two, along with the general grossness we all feel about poop—and the word poop, for that matter—makes the idea of a fetish for human waste completely unfathomable. How could you find that attractive? The smell! The texture!
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There once was a woman who walked regularly from her office in Midtown Manhattan to a hotel across the street in order to use the restroom, and that woman may have been one of us. That woman had a friend, at another office job, who carried a book of matches and a can of air freshener in her purse - more willing to set off the office fire alarm than leave any hint of odor in a public lavatory. That friend had another friend, at another office job, who repeatedly forced her body to do the deed so quickly - racing from cubicle to bathroom and back, in an effort to deflect attention from what she might be doing in there - that it led to a semiserious hemorrhoid problem. Remember the children's book, "Everyone Poops"? It is meant to teach kids that defecating is a natural, healthy part of digestion, and it does so by illustrating a wide variety of creatures - dogs, cats, snakes, whales, hippos, little boys - happily defecating.